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Spitball Rumble #1

Start Garden 100

2026-07-01 → 2026-07-10 · Final results

The winner became Spitball's entry in Start Garden 100 — a Grand Rapids pitch contest with real prize money.

The board · 9 Voters

stars = favorites · pts = Rumble bracket wins, weighted by round · buzz = backs + stars + pts · tap any idea for the pitch

1
Steep 21 Top pick

The tea machine that knows when to pull the leaves

For tea drinkers burned by bitter cups: a perfect hands-off steep every time — no pods, no babysitting the mug.
Hardware
1 stars 20 ptsdetails
2
Mini ATM 17

Cash-register-sized ATMs for cash-only small businesses

For cash-only shops losing card-carrying customers: a countertop ATM the owner stocks — and earns fees from.
Hardware Pitched on Spitball
0 stars 16 ptsdetails
3
Tumble 16

Gym bag with wash-ready dirty/clean compartments

For gym rats with a bag that smells like the gym: clean and dirty compartments — then wash the whole bag.
Hardware Pitched on Spitball AI-durable
0 stars 16 ptsdetails
4
Capsule 15

A full wardrobe, paid over time, swap as you go

For people who hate clothes shopping: a whole wardrobe that fits your style, paid over time, swapped as you change.
Hardware
0 stars 14 ptsdetails
5
Hearth 15

No-touch video calls for kids and grandparents

For grandparents who can't work the apps: video calls that simply appear — no taps, no passwords, no tech support calls.
Hardware
1 stars 14 ptsdetails
6
KeyDock 12

Hang your keys, charge your keychain

For everyone who hangs keys by the door: that hook becomes a charger, and your keychain becomes a toolkit.
Hardware Out there
0 stars 12 ptsdetails
7
Night Watch 11

A $20 dumbwatch for silent alarms, snoozes, and snore nudges

For couples stuck in the alarm-clock war: silent wrist alarms, unlimited quiet snoozes, and snore nudges — for about $20.
Hardware Pitched on Spitball
0 stars 10 ptsdetails
8
Boocha 10

A countertop machine that brews kombucha at home

For kombucha fans spending $5 a bottle: a countertop machine that brews it at home — no SCOBY science project.
Hardware Pitched on Spitball AI-durable
0 stars 10 ptsdetails
9
Daily Stack 10

Personalized daily nootropic + vitamin packs

For anyone lost in the supplement aisle: your vitamins and nootropics, personalized into one daily pack.
Hardware Pitched on Spitball AI-durable
0 stars 10 ptsdetails
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